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ATTENTION!

Posted by squee

I HAVE RETURNED!
FOR TOO LONG HAVE I BEEN ABSENT FROM YOU ALL, LOST IN IN THE WARP!

YET AT LONG LAST i HAVE FULFILLED MY DESTINY AND RETURNED TO MY CHILDREN IN THEIR TIME OF NEED!
ARMIES WILL BE SHATTERED!!!!
WORLDS WILL BURN!!!!

AND BY THE LIGHT OF ME, YOUR GOD EMPEROR, WE SHALL RENEW OUR HOLY CRUSADE AGAINST THE HERETICAL XENOS SCUM!!!!

Also, there will be free Starbucks cups of coffee for everyone.

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