Well let's just say that a brave Squee, in the absence of any available hairdressers, valiantly attempted to shave his beard with a pair of scissors before using a razor. The result was a bust lip. He then thought to himself: 'shall I now attempt to cut my hair?' and then he thought: 'nah....'



Have you ever heard the saying, in reference to a person's luck; 'that so and so could fall into a river and come out with a salmon in his mouth' ?
Well I could fall inmto a lake and somehow find Cthulu, such is my fortune.

Stay safe everyone and if you think you can safely and effectively cut your own hair? Think again!