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Why can't i get a real life girlfriend AR!!!

Posted by cerealkilla

i keep a blow up doll now

her name is Mrs Dorothy Blobby

we like to listen to Barry White music and slow dance

i let the air out of Dorothy slowly and she sounds like she's singing

Dorothy is good at singing

but i want a real girlfriend that i don't have to keep inflating

my neighbours are all single but they just look at me funny

i think the problem is that they all have electronic toys now to keep themselves satisfied with no complications

but autistic people or at least i am like a robot a lot of the time in any case so i don't know why they're not interested

they could have something more like a fully functional robot with no pumping or charging involved instead of just small electronic toys

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